Man:        "I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed
                                      out to sea."
                    McAllister: "Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'."
                     (a boat crashes in the distance)
                    McAllister: "Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it."

 

Gotta love Captain McAllister from "The Simpsons."  Arrrrr....